two step (rocknrolla, one two/handsome bob)

For apiphile.

Title: Two Step.
Author: swear_jar
Rating: R.
Fandom: RocknRolla (movie pimp post, for the confused).
Pairing(s)/character(s): One Two/Handsome Bob.
Warning: Upon re-reading, I would describe this as stupid and/or cute.
Notes: See warning. 3k words.
Summary: Salsa, stupidity, sexy scenes (alternately: One Two is a bit of a twat).

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