why is there no anon kink meme for bandom right NOW?

Why isn't there a bandom kink meme? There's a kink meme for everything I don't care about! I WANT TO HAVE ANON BANDOM KINK FUN. I... would attempt to start one myself, but I really don't think I am BNFish enough to run a meme. Or is there one I don't know about?

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN, I promise I will porn all over it in the guise of ANON.

You know what else is annoying, I just remembered I wrote an awesome poem in my head when I was drunk/falling asleep the other night and while I realise that the fact that I was drunk and falling asleep means it probbaly wasn't objectively awesome, I really really want to know what it was now. I can't even remember the subject. Damn it!

Ret names her future pug:

TTPR: I'll name him/her Calderón Honeysuckle!
Jess: LOL, WTF?
TTPR (that's who she are): Or perhaps Moonshine Tebasco!
TTPR (that's who she are): If they're a bit trampy
Jess: call them Lllaylla McNugget
Jess: that's with FIVE L's.
TTPR (that's who she are): Ooh, nice
TTPR (that's who she are): Figaro McDoodle
Jess: Keyndera FriendChicken
Jess: ... fried*
TTPR (that's who she are): Ooh, very good
TTPR (that's who she are): Fucking Fishticks Frederico Flossgumbo
TTPR (that's who she are): Anyway
Jess: Fucking!
Jess: LOLOL
TTPR (that's who she are): Fuckfish for short obviously
Jess: HA

And lastly, what do we think of the new Used single, people? I, for one, am restraining myself from playing it constantly because I was instantly in love with it-- which, for me, usually means I will be OBSESSED with it for a little while then never want to hear it again (a la "America's Suitehearts", thank you for that particular earworm, FOB). Usually.