odds of roughly a billion to one (used fic, gsf)

I also consider this partially us filling the horrible gap in this years BBB, because the fact that there were no Used-based BBB's makes me sad.

Title: Odds Of Roughly A Billion To One
Authors: apiphile & swear_jar
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 35,000
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: The Used (IT'S A PAIRING SHUT YOUR MOUTH)
Warnings: GSF, some BDSM, general grossness.
Disclaimer: Probably didn't happen, or we'd have seen it on Kyte. There are no facts whatsoever contained in this story. Frankly, we don't even have any evidence that LA exists. It should not be taken seriously, orally, or anally. Unless you really want to.
Notes: This is, effectively, PWP, as long as your definition of porn includes bad jokes and grossness. It is a self-indulgence of the authors who have just finished WeekFight Hotel and need to unwind. Thank you to marika_kailaya for high-speed beta and putting up with our joint grammatical incompetence.

( Jepha Howard has a long and illustrious history of agreeing to very stupid ideas when he's drunk. )

P.S. Very nice title, cowriter mine.