texts from last night, this morning, and now (tu)

(We are the people who brought you guys FOB note-fic, so this shouldn't too much of a surprise, here).

Title: Texts From Last Night, This Morning, And Now
Authors: swear_jar & apiphile
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 1, 077.
Rating: Uuuhhh. Fuck off?
Pairing: The Used (yes, I am aware this is the pairings line).
Disclaimer: I'm not even sure they don't do this.
Notes: Texts from last night: Awesome, time-devouring website. 424 is an LA area code, 801 is the Salt Lake City area code, after that you're on your own. NB: Authors are Australian and British, not American.

( 801: my jizz tastes like pineapple )