modern alchemy (we are bad news sequel).

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS. apiphile WROTE THE PORN-TASTIC SEQUEL TO "WE ARE BAD NEWS (WELL HE IS)" (THE ONE WITH THE PEE).

Modern Alchemy by apiphile.

PEENIVERSE. Bob/Frank, Jepha/Frank, Jepha/Dan, Bob/Dan. GSF? You guys. This is so NC-17 I can't even start. Contains pee. A lot of pee. I've been mentioning there has been comment fic that's been MAKING MY EVERY DAY recently? THIS IS IT. FINISHED. ALL 8, 800 WORDS OF FILTHY, FILTHY AMAZING PORN. Here are some various things this made me type as I read it: Arrughhahskdasdl;'k adknam/k;sldn'a;l

:LHSD)*(AS*Y{#E{R"WEOY"ASDLH:AS(U:D#(PQ"D"

COHERENCY

IS GONE NOW

NOW IT IS GONE

I literally have nothing but made up swearwords and YES in my brain right now.

ALSO (am cutting out the spoilery bit, but):

NO, YOU ACTUALLY DID WRITE THAT. I JUST HAD TO COPY AND PASTE IT TO MAKE SURE. Consider this my very own YOU MADE ME FIND WHAT HOT? comment.

This is so filthy homg ILU.

AND I STAND BY THAT.

GO READ IT GO READ IT GO READ IT.

God, I love this universe and its pissy-on-several-levels Bob and annoying little sexpot Frank and HELLO JEPHA AND DAN NOW TOO.

READ IT AND COMMENT AND TELL HER THIS IS FILTHY AWESOME AND AMAZING AND HOT, PLEASE. I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVES ME THAT THIS IS THE PERFECT SEQUEL.