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To link back to when I complete prompts:



Guns:
I know how you work (I am just like you) - Punisher MAX - Bullseye (Bullseye/Frank) - R - 4k.
Bullseye wakes up pressed naked and damp against Frank's mattress.

Headbutt:
Terminal - Dark Avengers - Daken/Bullseye - R - 3k.
Daken pushes things too far, and then a bit further.

Naked:
Threeway - Marvel 616/Dark Avengers - Daken/Bullseye, Deadpool - Rish - 4k.
Lester is doing some surveillance for a job. It's a little more interesting than he'd expected.

Baseball:
Baseball - Generation Kill - Brad/Rayish - assassin!AU - R - 5k.
Sidestory in the Gentle Art Of Making Enemies 'verse. Will be completely confusing without reading the others. Set before the beginning of the series (a fact I just realised, by my own timeline, makes Ray a teenager).

Kicking:
I've been hurting since I bought the gimmick - RocknRolla - Johnny and Pete - R - 1500ish words.
"Where there is a will, Pete, there is a dirty fucking way."

Completed, unposted prompts:

Family:
shadow of family tree - Marvel - Daken/Sabretooth.

Wrestle:
Sleep Walking - Boondock Saints - Connor/Murphy.
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CHALLENGE TIME.

If you've ever thought: boy, I'd love to do kink_bingo but I'm just not into porn! If you've ever thought: boy, writing fight scenes sure is frustrating, I probably need more practice! If you've ever thought: boy, I just really want to write the shit out of some violence! Or if you just want to sign up for yet another fic challenge:

THEN FIGHT_BINGO IS FOR YOU!

fight_bingo is basically kink_bingo for fights! If you're familiar with kink_bingo you should know the basic drill, but here's how it's going to work in my small time knock off version:

You comment here here and I give you a fight_bingo card. Each card has 24 prompts chosen at random from a list of around 40, plus one free square. You have until 21-9-2012 to get bingo on your card either by writing fight-y fic or drawing fight-y fanart!

How do I get bingo?

You need to complete five prompts forming a horizontal, vertical or diagonal line through your card! Example:



That's a bingo! Or if you're really hardcore, you can complete a blackout bingo, using every single prompt on your card.

More info. COME ON IN GUYS. Cards for all! )

Questions, comments, tell me I'm doin' it rong or have left something important out, any little niggle big or small: stick 'em in the Q&A THREAD
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Title: Gimme Shelter '67
Author: [livejournal.com profile] swear_jar
Rating: Dicks, death. Surprisingly not at the same time given the fandom.
Fandom: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (movieverse).
Pairing(s)/character(s): Victor/Logan (Sabretooth/Wolverine), OCs.
Warning: A goodly chunk of this is set during the Vietnam war. I have gently glossed over the gaps in my knowledge in relation to that with the light, airy touch of a steamroller.
Notes: 6.2 k words. All my OTPs are doomed and/or related/pseudo-related, has anyone else noticed that? Beta by [livejournal.com profile] apiphile who I am eternally grateful to for putting up with me.

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Title: No future is certain
Author: Jess ([livejournal.com profile] swear_jar)
Rating: PG-13?
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Pairing(s)/character(s): Donny Donowitz/Smithson Utivitch
Notes: For the “bloodplay” square on my kink_bingo card. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] apiphile for the beta and only calling me a fucking cocksicle once because of my apparently endless tense changes, and also thanks for the tragically accurate summary ♥.
Warning: Well, blood.
Summary: Author is a dirty pervert, summary be damned.

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dcu fic rec

Aug. 8th, 2011 04:25 pm
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When he saw his own eyes by Te.

DCU. All the... pairings. In the world. But let's start with Tim/Lex, because that's the main one. I have been enjoying the FUCK out of this fic for the last several days (several days because it is, oh, 600 pages long which I did not realise AT ALL when I started reading it since Te's fic headers are less than helpful in the traditional pairing/rating/length way, though very helpful in others). It is a big giant DCU AU wherein instead of becoming Robin, a 15 year old Tim is send by his mother to spend a summer learning business and science-y things from Lex, by which I mean sent by his mother to spy on Lex for the benefit of Drake Industries.

Things do not go as planned.

Basically this is completely full of so many things I should warn for I don't know where to begin (I'm not employing hyperbole here, I really don't know), but the gist of it is: seriously kinky sex engaged in by seriously fucked up people.

RIGHT ANYWAY.

SO THIS WAS A JOY. A JOOOOOOY TO READ. I fucking love the actual AU, and I love what it did with all the characters, and I love where it ended.

One thing I should warn for also, is that Te's characters tend to communicate through sex. And just basically-- there is a fuckload of sex, and honestly, my eyes would have glazed over and not in the good way if this were someone else's fic because that is a lot of sex, but Te's sex scenes are almost always related to the emotional and sometimes actual plot. They ALWAYS say or reveal something about a character. (And. Fuck is it hot sex).

But in all honestly I could have done with more plot a tiny bit less sex. Just like. 10% less. Maybe.

There is something I find comforting about Te's writing style (which is extremely distictive and may bother some people. I suspect you either love it or you don't. I love it, but I have nostalgia for it from my DCU fanpersoning days).

OKAY, things I loved most:

* BEST FEMALE CHARACTERS IN A FIC FOR LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS. I fucking LOVED every second of her Hope and Mercy. Beautiful. AWESOME. I can't even begin to say how much I love Hope's whole arc and Mercy's... just, her. Being her.

* Lex is not SV Lex, he is most definitely comicverse Lex, which is an interesting way to go because comics!Lex is definitely less redeemable woobie and way more "villain". She writes his ambiguity beautifully. He is a bastard most of the time, except when he's not. Ugh. Yay.

* OH TIM.

* This is a minor thing but it made me happy: her descriptions of Jason, when he shows up (it's not really a spoiler to say he does, it's telegraphed pretty early on) are so fucking spot on perfect to my head canon Jason Todd I can't even.

* The very ending scene. I grinned like a fucking moron.

This was so very... IDficcy and indulgent and old school feeling. (Also, now I am thinking slightly more about it, has a terribly beautifully hopeful and happy ending for like, THE WORLD. Uh. Spoiler. WHATEVER).

UGH.

FULL OF FEELINGS. NOSTALGIA AND FEELINGS.
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Del wrote a beautiful Eastern Promises crossover fic for me over yahoo.

It's a crossover with My Little Pony. Obviously. )

I'm so torn between being amused and traumatised I can't even.
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Title: A Glorified Screw (or: Five Times Joe Kissed Billy, and One Time Billy Kissed Joe).
Author: [livejournal.com profile] swear_jar
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Hard Core Logo
Pairing(s)/character(s): Joe/Billy
Warning: Canonical fucking amounts of swearing and offensiveness.
Notes: Pre-movie. 16k words. Beta by [livejournal.com profile] apiphile (thank you for putting up with my bulltwaddle and hyphens). Title from “One Crowded Hour” by Augie March. The relevant lyrics:

should you expect to see something that you hadn't seen
in somebody you'd known since you were sixteen
if love is a bolt from the blue, then what is that bolt but a glorified screw?
and that doesn't hold nothing together


Summary: At least six kisses, a whole lotta love and a considerable amount of blood.

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With zero HCL songs, heh. So this is more like a writing mix than anything else, so songs aren't necessarily perfect Billy/Joe songs, just you know. They are in my head and were for particular bits of fic. And just for shits and giggles, I've also uploaded the last Joe/Billy mix I did, because moar music why not. A wee note: The QOTSA track is live and is maybe more about the live feeeeling and Josh Homme's dress down of a fan who was throwing shit at the end than the actual song, whatever whatever.



tracklist + download )
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My card. )

  • Bloodplay
  • No future is certain - Inglourious Basterds - Donny/Smitty - 3.5k words - PG-13ish.
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    Title: The Gentle Art of Making Enemies: Cigarettes
    Author: [livejournal.com profile] swear_jar
    Rating: R
    Fandom: Generation Kill
    Pairing(s)/character(s): Brad/Ray.
    Warning: Violence.
    Notes: 28k. Assassin!AU. This is a continuation of the gentle art of making enemies, which is a wee short prologue that is very much need to read for some of this to make sense. There’s a quote in here lifted directly from Leon: The Professional. It’s not marked, but if you’ve seen the film you’ll recognize it. Betaed by the amazering [livejournal.com profile] apiphile, remaining fuck ups all mine.

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    jar: (had to suck an officer's cock (gk))
    Title: the gentle art of making enemies
    Author: Jess ([livejournal.com profile] swear_jar).
    Rating: R.
    Fandom: Generation Kill.
    Pairing(s)/character(s): Brad & Ray (perhaps mildly Brad/Ray).
    Warning: Violence.
    Disclaimer: Obviously this isn't intended to be an accurate depiction of the real people who were first written about in a book and then turned into a TV show.
    Notes: AU. To be more specific, hitman!AU. Though I think if I wrote more in this ‘verse, and it’s clearly a larger ‘verse than just this (it has been brought to my attention that this is clearly an opening scene), I’d call it a mob!AU, probably. Maybe. Irritatingly, there are a lot of little details and fragments for this that didn’t fit in here, particularly about Ray, which means I have the vague urge already to write more. Oh god. Also, it’s Batman’s fault I wrote this. No, not that Batman: [livejournal.com profile] godiseven who keeps throwing pretty pictures of PJ at my face and yelled DO IT at just the right moment. Many slobbery thanks to [livejournal.com profile] apiphile for the speedy beta.
    Summary: Brad and Ray are good at their job (also, see foreboding title).

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    jar: (johnny (rnr))
    Title: Merry Fucking Christmas.
    Author: [livejournal.com profile] swear_jar
    Rating: NC-17.
    Fandom: Rocknrolla.
    Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
    Warning: Sex, violence, drug use. See fandom and pairing.
    Notes: 9000-ish words. This is one of those rare fics I like myself, so of course I am now worried that no one else will. Just so you all know I am posting this with a hand flung over my eyes and my fingers crossed. Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] apiphile who saved me from some epically embarrassing timeline issues and various other fuck ups. Thank you, brosephine.
    Summary: Johnny Quid, troubled and troublesome schoolboy. It’s Christmas holidays and Len’s away.

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    jar: (thursdayverse!knuckles)
    I have realised I am going to end up with a lot of little snippets at the end of this month, some of which are very random. SUCH AS THIS, which is a Thursdayverse AU (hence AU of an AU and could I type AU any more times in this post AU) I am likely never writing the rest of. Summary: "TV!Cobras w/powers". Vicky-T POV, because I love her the moast. )
    jar: (handsome (rocknrolla tom hardy))
    ALSO, is Mifits the perfect crossover fandom or the perfectest crossover fandom? Well, uh. For my current fic-writing fandom, ALL OF GUY RITCHIE'S GANGSTER FILMS. Who gets caught in the storm? Whoever I bloody well like.

    LET ME DEMONSTRATE MY THEORY FOR YOU WITH TONIGHT’S WRITING (utterly unbetaed, apologies in advance):

    Misfits/Rocknrolla crossover? )